Amateur Hour

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Lawns grow plush in the hinterlands The perfect little setting for the one-night stands The drapes are drawn and the lights are low It's the time to put in practice what you've dreamed about [Pre-Chorus] But she can show you what you must do To be more like people better than you [Chorus] And amateur hour goes on and on, when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know Amateur hour goes on and on, when you turn pro, you know She tells you so [Verse 2] Girls grow tops to go topless in While we sit and count the hairs that blossom from our chins Our voices change at a rapid pace I could start a song a tenor and then end as bass [Pre-Chorus] So choose your partners everyone If you hesitate, the good ones are gone [Chorus] Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She tells you so [Bridge] And amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know [Verse 3] Dance, laugh, wine, dine and talk and sing But those cannot replace what is the real thing It's a lot like playing the violin You cannot start off and be Yehudi Menuhin [Chorus] So, amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know And amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She tells you so Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She tells you so Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She tells you so Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She'll let you know Amateur hour goes on and on, and when you turn pro, you know She tells you so