Under the Table with Her

Lyrics

Nobody misses diminutive offspring Not when there's big, wigs there, there Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten 'Cause I'm under the table with her I give a yelp and they throw me, a cutlet Somebody pats, her hair, hair Everyone's nice to the subhuman species I'm under the table with her People all around the world are having only rice, and tea Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee, and me Nobody misses diminutive offspring Not when there's big, wigs there, there Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten 'Cause I'm under the table with her I'm under the table with her People all around the world are having only rice, and tea Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee, and me Oh nobody misses diminutive offspring Not when there's big, wigs there, there Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten (dinner for twelve, thank you) 'Cause I'm under the table with her I'm under the table, I'm under the table, I'm under the table with her