The Wedding of Jacqueline Kennedy to Russell Mael

Lyrics

[Dialing phone number] Mr. Jones is unavailable at the moment, however if you wish to leave a message, please do so after the tone, thank you Do you Jacqueline Kennedy, take Russell Mael, to be your lawful wedded husband in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, till death do you part? - I do And do you Russell Mael, take, Jacqueline Kennedy, to be your lawful wedded wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, till death do you part? - I do Then I now pronounce you, man and wife [Followed by Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"]