The Decline and Fall of Me

Lyrics

[Refrain 1] Now I stutter, now I dribble Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me [Refrain 2] I just shaved my nose off, oh well Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me [Verse 1] If I had a hammer, I would drop it and break it Look at the pieces Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas Check out my pizzas [Refrain 3] Now your jokes seem really funny Other than that, I'm lots like I was then Ooh, the decline and fall of me [Verse 2] Where's my mouth, man? This eating is rough on the shirts Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse Would you tell me again? Which are girls? Which are guys? Gee, I thought that this finger meant 'so long, goodbye' [Guitar Solo] [Refrain 4] Chart position, bubbling under Drowning and goodbye, future Mrs. Mael The decline and fall, decline and fall Decline and fall of me [Outro] I'm fading away I'm fading away I'm fading away