Stravinsky’s Only Hit

Lyrics

[Chorus 1] Stravinsky's only hit He toned it down a bit He didn't write the words, that was my job He hated minor thirds Thought them too absurd I recommended them to make the girls sob [Verse 1] Adulation, how he loved it All that action, Igor was digging it and Party, party, rum and women Party, party, a long way from Rite o' Spring [Chorus 2] Stravinsky's only smash He didn't need the cash Gave it all away, he was selfless NAACP, many charities Royalties to help all the homeless [Verse 2] Still more action, careful, Igor All that action, don't overdo it, pal, and Party, party, take it easy Party, party, two girls, and now he's on the... [Refrain 1] Dance floor, Igor, he could move like a pro Dance floor, Igor, how Stravinsky could go Slightly tipsy, but it gave him some charm Slipped and fell, but didn't see any harm [Chorus 3] Stravinsky's only hit He toned it down a bit He didn't write the words, that was my job A chorus and a verse He seemed to be adverse I recommended them to make the hearts throb [Verse 3] Grammy winner as expected Now Stravinsky shuns all the party people Second thoughts and deep misgivings Reputation, how can you blame him as the... [Chorus 4] Bitterness crept in? Got the best of him Felt he had let down Art-impassioned folk Laid off all the coke Wasn't quite as fun [Interlude 1] [Chorus 5] Stravinsky's only hit Hasn't aged a bit Seems as timely now, as you'll hear now: [Chant] La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so [Interlude 2] [Chorus 6] On his resume With his great ballets Firebird and all They don't list his hit Guess it doesn't fit Heard it at the mall [Refrain 2] I don't see it as an object of shame Brave of Igor to have entered the game All he misses is a midnight massage Platinum record, probably in his garage [Chant] La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so La ha ha, sing so