Pretending to Be Drunk

Lyrics

[Refrain 1] That is what I had intended Pretending to be drunk A little bit change in character I'm pretending to be drunk [Verse 1] You think I am weak and feeble You think I'm a bore When you drag me to a party Soon I'm out the door Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk [Refrain 2] That is what I had intended Pretending to be drunk [Refrain 3] That is what I had intended Pretending to be drunk A bit of I have lived and loved I'm pretending to be drunk [Verse 2] You say I could use some swagger You say toughen up I am rigid as a board You tell me loosen up I'm so loose and I'm so tough that I can barely move [Refrain 2] That is what I had intended Pretending to be drunk [Interlude] [Refrain 4] You notice a transformation Pretending to be drunk I've lost all my inhibitions Pretending to be drunk [Verse 3] You can take me to the soirée and be proud of me Everyone will be impressed I'll pass out on your knee And now I am so continental They think that it's nice Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life [Refrain 2] Well that is what I had intended Pretending to be drunk