Don’t Shoot Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am a rhino plodding the jungle Dinnertime's here and, "Baby, I'm home" Me and my baby, we are so happy Then I smell vinyl, "Darling, let's run!" [Chorus] Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down [Verse 2] I am a hippo sloshing through mud And work is now over, "Baby, I'm home" Isn't she lovely? Makes me feel comfy Then I smell Jeeps and, "Darling, let's run!" [Chorus] Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down [Interlude] [Chorus] Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down [Post-Chorus] Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down [Verse 3] I'm a poor slob from Reno, Nevada I am a hunter of rhinos and hippos Then I come home from months in the bush I'm tired, I'm weary, "Darling, I'm home" [Bridge] "Darling, darling, what's wrong?" "Darling, darling, what's wrong?" "Darling, darling, who's he?" [Chorus] Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down, down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down, down, down [Outro] Nice shooting Nice shooting, dear, dear, dear, dear Nice shooting Nice shooting, dear