Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't get out much anymore I never turn on my TV Gotta see my girl, she's halfway 'round the world I flip on my PC You know she's waiting there for me Gotta get connected right away I hope my provider works today I click my modem, I check my baud rate Icon to icon, get me to IRC You know she's waiting there for me [Chorus] Caught in the net Tangled in the web that you weave And if it weren't for my carpal tunnels, baby You know I'd never leave Honey, when I read your ASCII smiles My lovе goes out to you across the miles This is my intеrnet love song to you [Verse 2] I long to feel your bracketed embrace I wish I could only see your face, hey You make me laugh out loud, I'm walking on a cloud Will somebody rescue me? I need some online support, you see [Chorus] Caught in the net Tangled in the web that you weave And if it weren't for my carpal tunnels, baby You know I'd never leave Honey, when I read your ASCII smiles My love goes out to you across the miles This is my internet love song to you [Bridge] He never leaves He never goes He never comes out to any shows He never goes out He only stays in We need to cure him of this addiction [Solo] [Chorus] Caught in the net Tangled in the web that you weave And if it weren't for my carpal tunnels, baby You know I'd never leave Honey, when I read your ASCII smiles My love goes out to you across the miles This is my internet love song This is my internet love song This is my internet love song to you To you Oh, to you! Oh, to you!