Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was a boy, about nine years old I was mistreated down to my soul My mother would feed us only Dinty Moore stew My father told me cats were dogs and that red was blue [Chorus] But that explains everything That explains it all Of why you're such a dick to me And why you're 10 inches tall [Verse 2] When I was a girl, about twelve years old I was in the seventh grade at a junior high function I finally worked up the nerve to ask some boy to dance He said because I was too good at math, I didn't stand a chance [Chorus] But that explains evеrything That explains it all Of why you're such a dick to me And why you'rе 10 inches tall [Bridge] It's your fault I'm not functioning And unhappy at my job It's somebody's fault that I can't cope And they're gonna pay in a big way I'm uptight, always something to do It's your fault I'm not functioning And you're gonna pay in a big way [Verse 3] Sometime last week, I was now 47 years old I thought I'd died and gone to Hell and not Heaven [?] my eyes, [?] I see She said I have three eggs, let's have them with tea [Chorus] But that explains everything That explains it all Of why you're such a dick to me And why you're 10 inches tall That explains everything That explains it all Of why you're such a dick to me And why you're 10 inches tall Only 10 inches tall You're only 10 inches tall