Shia LaBeouf

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Shia LaBeouf) He's following you, about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you (Shia LaBeouf) You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! [Otamatone Playing] [Verse 2] Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! [Otamatone Playing] (Quiet, quiet) (Quiet, quiet) [Verse 3] You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf... [Otamatone Playing] [Outro] His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf...