My Pal Alcohol

Lyrics

Now I've been drinkin' since I was four Ain't had enough and I still want more Fill 'em up again, place the glasses in a row I've been in the horrors and started to shake But good hard liquor is what I take And, my pal alcohol, I love you so When I'm far away from home And there's no pub, I brew my own Out of vegetables or anything that grows I drink it till my eyes bulge out Then I scream and rave and shout 'Cause, my pal alcohol, I love you so I've a lotta good reasons for drinkin' And one's just entered my head If you don't have a charge when you're livin' You've got no flamin' chance when you're dead Oh, I don't care what people think It's a well-known fact I'll die from drink 'Cause, my pal alcohol, I love you so I've two very fine physicians They've guarded me since my youth One doctor's name is Tuohy The other one's name is Tooth I've seen my whiskers curl and singe When I get through from a weekend binge 'Cause, my pal alcohol, I love you so When I'm far away from home And there's no pub, I brew my own Out of vegetables or anything that grows I drink it till my eyes bulge out Then I scream and rave and shout 'Cause, my pal alcohol, I love you so Oh, I hear there's a drink called water It may appeal to some blokes But to me I think it's unhealthy See what it does to the bottoms of boats Oh, this song's about to end, I think So I must go for another drink 'Cause, my pal alcohol, I love you so