Shitty Little Yacht

Lyrics

You call this news I call it dead facts I got the story in my aching smarts I found the beauty where you never would have thought We would be happy with any old yacht (When we're riding) The food's been cooked The wine's been chilled The host is at the bottom of a lake (When we're gliding) And your neighbors are not from hunger (over there) They're from outer space (When we're high) We're tired of the clown Throw the clown out The ace of aces can fly with spades He's in a hurry We're not going anywhere We'll never win races L'Avventura we are not Still we can say we live on a yacht (When we're riding) The food's been cooked The wine's been chilled The host is at the bottom of the lake (When we're gliding) And your neighbors are not from hunger (over there) They're from outer space (When we're high) We're tired of the clown Throw the clown off Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived as grand As our thoughts take us and our dreams Open our eyes but we're doomed to squint hard Won't see the yacht in a boneyard (When we're riding) The food's been cooked The wine's been chilled The host is at the bottom of the lake (When we're gliding) And your neighbors are not from hunger They're from outer space (When we're high) And we're tired of the clown Throw the clown out