A Pizza the Action (Live)

Lyrics

[Intro, spoken: RambunctiousVA] Gregory, it looks like you are trapped here in the PizzaPlex until morning To survive the night, you are going to need a kick-ass 80s action anthem That is not a show program I can provide But, there is someone who can [Verse 1: The Stupendium] So you're trapped after dark in the park and you're tasked with surviving the night So your ma and your pa have departed the party and left you to fight So hang tight, to the tickets you've won, and your toy laser gun Set your Faz-Watch to "fun" 'Cause it's hide and seek hunted by musical monsters Ain't that what you wanted? You came for some games and a bite The doors have all closed but the stage has been set So on with the show, no escaping it yet The night is still young and the fun's just begun You've been played like your grave of arcade cabinets [Pre-Chorus: The Stupendium, Cami-Cat] When you've gates stormed by gators and wolves at the door When the power is down, you can't bear any more When each tick of the clock has you checking your watch And the chicken is watching you hungry for gore Oh, the fun that's in store (Oh, the fun that's in store) [Chorus: The Stupendium] Come get a pizza the action You want a pizza the action A tasty pizza the action You want a pizza the action [Verse 2: The Stupendium with Cami-Cat] So come pick your destiny off of the menu (Fate won't wait 'til the sun comes up) Or be laid to rest in your favorite venue (Arcade to arcade, crust to crust) In this amusement park you are the superstar We know that you'll go far but you must choose your path Those neon tubes cast shadows on a truth so dark It's up to you to battle to its putrid heart So savor the taste of your last pepperoni (You've got a party pass to a backstage tour) 'Cause you're taking the stage for one night only (But will dawn chorus be your encore?) [Bridge: The Stupendium] Perhaps it's your birthday? Or your graduation? We're always the first place for a celebration Now maybe you've heard say, of some violations But it's not since Thursday we've had strangulations The go-karts are revved and the ball pit's been cleaned Montgomery's ready to tear up the scene Roxy's got the rock that's just got to be seen Just as soon as Chica's cleaned out the canteen Hear the cry of the fans as we strike up the band Now the time is at hand for the tightest of jams 'Cause it's tiny and cramped where you're hiding but Vanny Won't find you when crammed inside our leading man [Pre-Chorus: The Stupendium, Cami-Cat] When you've gates stormed by gators and wolves at the door When the power is down, you can't bear any more When the sun's gone away but the moon's come to play A more punishing game till the break of the dawn Oh, the fun that's in store (Oh, the fun that's in store) [Chorus: The Stupendium] Come get a pizza the action You want a pizza the action A tasty pizza the action You want a pizza the action [Interlude, spoken: The Stupendium] Darkness falls across the mall, and metal mascots stalk the halls More murderous with each defect and out to prowl the PizzaPlex And whomsoever shall be found, by S.T.A.F.F Bot hoards that roll around Must then escape the bunny's wrath, or rot inside a stomach hatch The air is filled with pungent reek, of robots oiled in pizza grease And terrors bathed in neon light, are on the hunt to grab a bite For no amount of birthday cake, piñatas, games or fanfare Will help a lonely child survive the night at Freddy Fazbear's [Outro: The Stupendium] *Laughter* (A tasty pizza the action) *Laughter* (Come get a pizza the action)