A Horrorcore Song But It Was Written To Intentionally Upset Nerds

Lyrics

[Intro: Shwabadi & Freeced] Now, tell me again, Professor. What exactly was the problem? Something's come over me. I-I prefer the Hobbit to the Lord of the Rings Professor, I hardly think that's room for concern I mean... the films He really has lost his mind! [Verse 1: Freeced & Shwabadi] My ahegao hoodie makes m'lady so horny And so I'm always wearing it when I approach a dope shorty I watch dubs not subs, except for Ghost Stories And I never fuck with manga, because it's wrote poorly I swear to god no mangaka can write a sentence rightly I try to read it nightly, How? Read it lеft to right Me too I never know thе characters in the fight scenes It's like the story's backwards Is it printed wrong? It might be [Verse 2: Shwabadi] RIP Adobe Flash Now what the hell can I use to edit photographs? You think Harrison Ford is the best Han Solo? Hold me back Your opinion is embarrassing, don't be daft I can't play Pokémon, how'd they make it this hard? Keep on catching ugly shiny ones I have to discard I wish they put more flavour on the coating of my Switch card If only anime could stick to good art styles like Pixar [Verse 3: Freeced] I piece together PCs with help from The Verge I got my thermal paste spreader and I'm ready to learn Any cables hanging down I'm bout to sever and burn I yearn to be a programmer so... hello, earth A gaming mouse is always an important decision So when I set it up, I enable pointer precision Now I'm clicking heads, steady getting rich on the mission 240 Hz, 24 frames what I'm getting [Verse 4: Shwabadi] I hit up FNM to play the TCG And I eat while I play, so my sleeves are greased Use the pieces of Exodia to clean between my teeth And free the piece of meat I can't seem to reach My OC has a black blade Three wings and a really cool catchphrase I relate to people with hearts darker than mass graves So my favourite Naruto character is Sasuke [SAY SOOK] [Verse 5: Freeced] I straight use Caps Lock on every uppercase letter Ketchup on my sushi roll--why?--cuz it tastes better Bout to get a checkmate from the way I play checkers And I love real raptors, the ones that ain't feathered The Star Wars sequels are the best, and there's no contenders I don't have a preference for wings, I like bones in tenders I never read Frankenstein, it's so pretentious Wait, is Frankenstein the monster or the cereal? I don't remember [Verse 6: Shwabadi] Fantasy novels I find apocryphal The stories they describe are always rife with the impossible I can't stand films that are illogical Instead, I love anime girls with big galongahongables Academic writing, I'll be typing in papyrus Epidemics? I don't buy it, none of my files are virused My keyboard works better when it's filled up with detritus I always skip filler, like the firefly pilot [Outro: Freeced & Shwabadi] There's something else. Besides, I convert MP3s to FLACs to make them sound better Doctor, what does it mean? If this diagnosis is correct, we could all be in a great deal of danger