I Wish You Were My Waifu

Lyrics

[Chorus]: I wish you were my waifu Level up my life You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too Chilling in the front room We can kick it, kung-fu No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two [Verse 1 - Connor Quest]: I saw you in the manga store, you were buying shojo I started to fan and foam, cold sweating like Shoto Thinking what you'd have in store for me if I went and pursued ya If you were on the starter line you know that I'd choose ya If you're taken yelling "Save me" I will take a penny bladе And fight my way through danger bravely 'til you're in my arms safеly Be the Link to your Zelda and when you wink I just melt I'm so on the brink, Esmeralda, I've got a hunch that I fell for ya See you from a distance over yonder way A day that you're not with me is a somber day Obsessing over you just like a yandere I wonder, ay, how you'd look in Neko lingerie Are you Toga? 'Cause I know you'd want a taste You're on my mind like a Metroid again Fulfil my hentai fantasy promise it won't get Freudian Light a cig man, I'll appear in your breath noise You're into Nendoroid and things, well, I'm more into sex toys [Chorus]: I wish you were my waifu Level up my life You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too Chilling in the front room We can kick it, kung-fu No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two [Verse 2 - Shwabadi]: I get it, you haven't followed me on Twitter yet Don't make it obvious, I know you're playing hard-to-get All these other girls wanna play their games and I'm sick of it Me and you go fifty-fifty, exchange is equivalent I could handle you if you were crazed like Monika I only know your handle, what's your real moniker? I wanna be hands-on like Nico Robin, yeah Distressed damsel but I'm the one that's robbin' ya Ship things from your Amazon wishlist Simping 'cause I wanna see your fishnets Or maybe sweatpants, you look into fitness Baby text back, I know you're looking to fit this Man into your life like a jigsaw piece I'll be your Mario all night, you'll be my Princess Peach If you saw my warp pipe, would your interest peak? Left me on read, alright, I'll try again next week [Chorus]: I wish you were my waifu Level up my life You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too Chilling in the front room We can kick it, kung-fu No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two I wish you were my waifu Level up my life You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too Chilling in the front room We can kick it, kung-fu No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two