Pacifism Defense

Lyrics

[Farley Gordon] Forgive me for asking For not seeing the light But what's so shameful about not wanting to fight? [Maurice] It's part of the game It's part of the code When someone challenges your manhood You go toe to toe [Farley] But what does that have to do with hockey? I still don't understand How do fisticuffs equate to being a man? [Moose] On the ice, I've always had your back If they mess with you they get a whack If that don't help them comprendre The knuckle sandwich comes into play You see I drop the gloves when it's required That's the reason I was hired I don't make fancy passes I right wrongs by kicking asses Without me, most would agree The game would devolve into anarchy [Brampton Blades] "Devolve" What does that mean? [Moose] A brawler on ice, I am I won't lie But away from the rink, I'm a sensitive guy I'm not afraid to show a feminine side In fact, during The Notebook, I cried [Brampton Blades] Twice! it's pathetic [Moose] All of these duties I'm happy to perform But I can't watch out for someone who won't conform To the code [Brampton Blades] To the code To the code [Moose] So stop bending over Fight like a man Just take one swing And we'll be a band [Brampton Blades] Of brothers Oh, brothers Telling war stories 'til we're a hundred and three [Farley] Boys (/However), if I wanted to fight, I'd join the MMA But hockey's the game I love to play [Brampton Blades] Is he even Canadian, eh? [Farley] Why does an anti-violence stand Make me less of a man? In fact, last time the doctor checked My testosterone was up to spec [Brampton Blades] Because we eat We play, we shower Together, we go In the corners, we'll be Friends Forever And forever [Moose] By refusing to fight We can no longer guarantee That around the ice You can skate with impunity No one's expecting you to punch out someone's lights Just take a few swings, and it'll be alright But until you do, there's a line in the sand You might be on the team But you aren't a part of this band Of brothers [Brampton Blades] Oh, brothers! United we'll be 'til eternity Brothers Oh, brothers! Telling war stories 'til we're a hundred and three