Kraft Dinner

Lyrics

[Walt Acorn] Hockey without fighting is like Kraft dinner without cheese It's still pasta but the palette, it won't please [Farley Gordon] Violence in sport? Isn't this s'posed to be fun? [Walt] The boys are letting off steam They're not hurting anyone [Ensemble] La di da di da di da da! Jab, jab Hook, hook Kidney punch! La di da di da di da da! Jab, jab Hook, hook Kidney punch! La di da di da di da da! Jab, jab Hook, hook Kidney punch! La di da di da di da da! Jab, jab Jersey pull! Kidney punch! [Hope Gordon] Haven't seen so much gore since the Off-Broadway production of Macbeth [Eve] At least Farley wasn't involved in all the fracas [Farley] This is all starting to feel less innocent I confess [Walt] You've led a shuttered life from what I can surmise But on the ice, the rules of society don't apply Cast your worries aside, is my advice 'Cause this game is the start of the rest of your life