Darryl v.s. The Kid

Lyrics

[Farley Gordon] My home rink Your puck [Darryl] You're foolish and I'm gonna school ya, chump [Ensemble] Yeah, good luck! [Ensemble] How much more perfect can ya get? Stick on the ice, puck in the net 1 2 3 4 In a row, how many more 5 6 7 8 Is this your first time on skates? That makes 9, one more makes 10 [Gump] $50 bucks Who's gettin' drunk again! [Darryl] I've seen the greats on skates From the Great Slave Lake To the Great Lake States [Gump] Yeah, great story, has-been... Pay up [Darryl] I know just what it takes If it weren't for a few mistakes I could have been in the NH-L~... [Ensemble] Aw, like hell! [Gump] Are we supposed to believe that baloney? [Ensemble] You'd be lucky to drive a Zamboni! [Darryl] Seriously, I know what I'm talking about [Gump] I know there's a $50, you better payout! [Darryl] It was worth it and I'll rise above it It was an honour to play you... Shove it!