Baboons

Lyrics

[Hope Gordon] No doubt hockey players descended from baboons [Edgar Gordon] Goin' by the behavior of those goons [Farley Gordon] Okay I'll admit that the violence was slightly excessive But the roar of the crowd was awfully impressive [Eve] I've never seen you look so alive before [Farley] The rush of the game made my spirits soar My brain was working in rapturous elation Trying to figure out hockey The equation [Edgar] Hockey, the equation? [Eve & Farley] Hockey, the equation [Hope] Hockey, the equation The math doesn't make much sense [Edgar] I'm shocked, to hear such utter nonsense [Farley] Dad, please, I'm just trying to have fun I'm not joining the army, I'm not hurting anyone