Pool Party

Lyrics

[Intro] Ho ho hoh! Whoo! [Verse] We're gonna have a pool party Gonna invite all our friends You know it's time for celebration For us the summer never ends Pool party at Jeff's house Where there are no rules We can do what we want now Because Jeff is dead Do you want to eat an ice cream? It'll taste real good Everybody loves ice cream Except for Jeff, who is dead Nobody tell us what to do now Or you will end up like Jeff Grilling up some cheeseburgers Jeff is buried in a [?]-patch We'll start the day with Marco Polo We say "Marco", Jeff says nothing You ain't gonna find no murder weapon It's definitely not a pipe Sipping margaritas, pool side Don't [treasure?] the lake Unless you wanna meet Jeff's family Would you like a slice of cake? Then we pull out the slip 'n' slide Don't peek in the she Eating lots of mini hotdogs Do they taste okay...? They're just normal [?] of hotdogs Jeff is only in the burgers [Breakdown] We are just two normal guys Who like to kickback in the Sun We killed our friend, and fuck his corpse But it was in the name of Fun So come on down, and take our hand Eat some Jeff and get a tan We'll show you where he's buried Also, does this pipe look weird? *Smacked in the head with a pipe* [Interlude Commentary] Oh God, not again Come on- come on, we gotta bury him We can't keep doing this! He knew too much Oh God- I'm gonna be sick Shit- fucking snap out of it Sam Hey- hey! Shh! They're gonna hear [?] listening to the record Oh God. He's too big to fit in the hole This guy's not gonna fit. Do you have a knife or something? I don't have a kn- why would I have a knife?! Cause we kill people! Jesus Oh God, how are we gonna fit him in there? Oh wait, look at this Oh, that'll work [Closing Verse] Pool party in the summer Jeff made a new friend Why don't you come over to Jeff's house? Where the summer never ends [Spoken Outro] I'm hungry Here, have some Jeff Yum!