F**k the Audience

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Uhh yeah, so normally this is the part when we would say how, uh- Attractive the audience is- but we actually mean it this time Yeah. This time, we really mean it You guys are fucking gorgeous, I'm rock hard. Really Little inappropriate to say but I'll go with you there- I also got a boner Yeah, Bill's- Bill's boned up. He's boned up, fully turgent everybody One of the things we do, is uh... If you get a boner on stage- by the way, this is just good advice, right? You bend it down. Okay? You bend it down, and then up your back like a scorpion It folds right in there Yeah, that's the way to do it But y'know what, Sam? We should work through these feelings that we have for our audience today. In the form of song, perhaps I do too Prepare for your seduction [Verse 1] Damn audience, you're so fine Gonna make a brother lose his mind Never dreamed that I would find an audience as hot as you Shit, audience, you got it goin' on (What?) I'm gonna take you home to meet my Mom (What?) She's gonna ask, how I'm gonna love you all And I'm gonna say, one at a time [Pre-Chorus] Love each and everyone one of you, I'm being sincere My body gets the message and it's loud and clear [Chorus] We're gonna fuck the audience We're gonna make all our dreams cum twice Have a m�nage � audience You bring the sugar, I'll bring the spice We're gonna fuck you, and you, and you, and especially you That guy just has to watch You gotta watch Put your dick away Please, this is a professional engagement God [Verse 2] First we're going to remove our socks Then we're going to unsheathe our cocks (Hello) Then we're going to give you a sec to admire their shape and size After you are done admiring our cocks (What?) We're gonna stack you up like Tetris blocks Four rows deep, and we're gonna be the long block The long block And just like The Avengers, everybody's on our team You can call me Bruce Banner, cause my dick is big and green [Spoken Interlude] What? You have a green dick, dude? No, no one has ever had... green dick My doctor is mistified Yeah... But you know what they say ladies? Once you go green, you get a disease from me, I don't know what that is Please, just be safe with Sam, everyone. Just wrap it up [Closing Chorus] I think we lost the audience This song was a really bad plan We apologise, audience (Our bad, seriously) Sincerely Bill and Sam Sorry