Horse Outside

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm at Amanda's wedding, in a church on Thomas Street I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you [Chorus] I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside [Verse 2] She said I don't believe ya I said it's fuckin' true I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992 And I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT You'll arrive in style if you ride with me And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these [Chorus] I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside [Verse 3] Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke And the boys are lookin' jealous, as I lead yer one away And just before I close the door I look at her and say Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse Ya! [Chorus] Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside