Fight Me at Mass

Lyrics

Look, your honour, this is what happened So there I was anyway, right? And I was in church, right? I was in local church Because I'd just come back from Benidorm And I needed to confess some sins So I was looking for a priest to confess some sins to Minding my own business And anyway, across the way there's this little schoolboy, teenager Looking at me pure smart Looking, making funny faces like I'm a fool So I leaned into his ear and I said Fight me at Mass Fight me at Mass In front of the class Lent is upon us and I don't want to fast Fight me at Mass It'll be a mad laugh Scars across your face from the bishop's staff Fight me at Mass I won't let you pass Embrace me in anger and smash the stained glass Fight me at Mass Abide by the pact Bloody your knuckles in front of Father McGrath Fight me at Mass Let's have a clash Your soul isn't cleansed until you hit me in lash Make the most of the Holy Ghost Put it on your tongue and entertain your host Wear it on your clothes to scare your folks Let's all hear it for the Holy Ghost Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Fight me at Mass I won't take it outside I want to kick you in the face with Christ by my side Fight me at Mass And we'll break all our promises The heavyweight champs ecclesiastical adonises Fight me at Mass Let's settle the score Blood upon the tabernacle, sweat upon the floor Fight me at Mass Break me in half Parishioners are offered it, they're betting in cash Fight me at Mass Cause our souls are lost We're paying the cost to get Himself up off the cross Make the most of the Holy Ghost Put it on your tongue and entertain your host Wear it on your clothes to scare your folks Let's all hear it for the Holy Ghost Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!