Danny Dyer

Lyrics

I done a backflip in my car As I undid your mother's bra Her boobies flopped around the place And hit me in the fucking face I did a massive bag of speed With an aborigine We broke into a local zoo And let a Gila monster loose Skinny dipping after dark I put a saddle on a shark I rode it all the way to Greece And ate the country piece by piece Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Who's the big man now? Sick of working down at Spar So I got a job as Dracula I bit a woman on the knee And gave her hepatitis C I filled the kettle up with piss And let it boil until it hissed I built myself a time machine And made the younger me drink wee And if someone fucks with me I'll let them loose into their head Ladies open up your fanny, make some room for fucking Danny! Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock Who's the big man now? That warm space between your grandmother's tits That's where Danny Dyer's gonna build his house