In the Same Boat

Lyrics

[PERCY] Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled Instead of making monsters that get us all killed! [ANNABETH] Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place All he did was diss her with disgrace [GROVER] Guys, calm it down With all life's stresses It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses! [GROVER, spoken] Ask me! [PERCY & ANNABETH, spoken] Where are we? [GROVER] We're in the same bo-o-oat In the very same bo-o-oat [PERCY & ANNABETH] I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat! [ANNABETH] Don't need to heed a talking goat! [GROVER] The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat We're in the same boat! [GROVER, spoken] And look what I found at Medusa's place! [PERCY, spoken] Three Amtrak tickets? [GROVER, spoken] Why run from monsters when we can ride? [GROVER] We're in the same tra-a-ain In the very same tra-a-ain [PERCY] With Anna-blegh! [ANNABETH] And Seaweed Brain! [PERCY] You're so high-strung [ANNABETH] Well, you're insane! [GROVER] The same tra-a-a-a-ain We're in the same train! [CONDUCTOR, spoken] Last stop, Denver, Colorado! [PERCY, spoken] Wow, check out those rocky mountains! [ANNABETH, spoken] You mean the Rocky Mountains? [GROVER, spoken] That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger! [ARES, spoken] Did someone say 'veggie burger?' [GROVER, spoken] Sweet! [ANNABETH, spoken] Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious? [ARES, spoken] Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god. Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse? Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace! I hear you runts are headed to Hades, but you'll never make it on public transportation. I can take you as far as Vegas. Y'all cool with motorcycles, right? [PERCY & GROVER, spoken] Sweet! [ANNABETH, spoken] Wait! [PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER] We're on the same bi-i-ike! On the very same bi-i-ike! [ANNABETH] There's lots about this that I don't like! Can we trust this guy? [PERCY] You could always hike! [PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER] The same bi-i-i-i-ike We're on the same bike! [ARES, spoken] Vegas, baby! Forgettin' somethin'? This is where I get off [GROVER, spoken] That guy is so cool! [ANNABETH, spoken] Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night [PERCY, spoken] Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel [ANNABETH, spoken] You're joking, right? In the *Odyssey*, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last a hundred years! [PERCY, spoken] Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant. Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel? [BIANCA DI ANGELO, spoken] Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939! [PERCY & GROVER, spoken] Ahh! [ANNABETH, spoken] Taxi! [GROVER] Bada badada ba ba badada Bada badada ba ba badada [GROVER & PERCY] Bada badada ba ba badada Bada badada ba ba badada [ANNABETH] Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him! Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense I defend you, but I only tend to will him To get more and more defensive Terse and tense! Mother? Figures [PERCY, spoken] Los Angeles! [ANNABETH] It's strange Sometimes I think I'm dreaming It's messed up, but he's kinda cute When he's angry and all screamy He's so weird But a good weird Our parents' paths are pushing us apart And my head is always stronger than my heart If only he would say something that was remotely smart! [PERCY, spoken] I got it. The map was upside down [ANNABETH, spoken] Ugh! [PERCY, spoken] Here we are, DOA Records [GROVER, spoken] I kinda figured there'd be monsters [PERCY, spoken] Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so... [ANNABETH, spoken] Dead? [CHARON, spoken] Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick! [PERCY, spoken] How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat! [ANNABETH] The way to the Underworld is over the Styx It's a river [PERCY] I know, you showoff Chicks [ANNABETH] Sexist, much? Go make a splash [PERCY] I'll splash you [GROVER] It's like watching titans clash They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss [CHARON] I've seen some messed up stuff But nothing quite like this [ANNABETH, spoken] If you'd just listen [PERCY, spoken] If you'd stop criticizing me! [PERCY & ANNABETH continue arguing] [GROVER] We're in the same bo-o-oat In the literal bo-o-oat I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat Have you even heard a word coming from my throat? The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah! We're in the same... [PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER] Ah! [ANNABETH, spoken] Did we just... almost die? [PERCY, spoken] I feel something strange [CHARON, spoken] Is it... seasickness? [PERCY, spoken] Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history [ANNABETH, spoken] And who says history has to repeat itself? [GROVER, spoken] Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already! [PERCY & ANNABETH] We're in the same bo-o-oat [GROVER, spoken] Yes! Weird guy! [CHARON] In the very same bo-wo-woat [GROVER, spoken] Everybody now! [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER & CHARON] We're in the same... [GROVER] Baa! [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER & CHARON] Boat!