Nigger With a Seizure

Lyrics

Drinkin'—drinkin' ain't cool, drinkin' ain't cool None of this shit is cool I remember at home, man, dudes used to drink and shit and then wanna fight Some niggas drink, you know, and have a seizure You know, everybody know one nigga that drink and every weekend get his ass whooped He never wins a fight but he always wanted to fight, you nah'mean Nice guy during the week "Hi, hi, how are you?" Weekend: "Muthafucka! Get out my face!" You go to the bar, man, you see him in the bar Cats be in the bar, be fucked up, but he starts Yo, man, leave me alone, nigga! Shit, you ain't have to fuck with me, baby! Keeps me some money! I buy my own shit, man! Say, man, bartender, nigga, give me my whiskey! What?! I'm drunk?! Nigga...fuck you mean I'm drunk, muthafucka?! You crazy?! Shit, you didn't say that an hour ago... When you were sellin' me that shit! Baby, I'm buying everybody in here...somethin' Give me a beer—for everybody, one muthafuckin' beer, haha, woo! Sing that song, you bitch! That muthafucka sing her ass off, baby! Woo, shit! What you looking at, bitch?! Ugly muthafucka! Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' you! I didn't say nothin' to you! No, I don't know what time it is! It's time for you to stop fuckin' wit' me! Shit, you dig that, Frankie? What, what is it, nigga? I don't care if that's yo' ma...*smack* No, don't hold me, muthafucka! Nah, nigga, you don't hit me, baby! Nah, muthafucka, you in trouble now, baby! Believe that shit! *smack* *smack* Don't nobody kick me in the ass! *vomit* *vomit* Oh God, please... *vomit* Oh Lord, don't let me be sick *vomit* Frankie, get me home, baby, please Ah man, don't drive so fast Oh please, don't stop...*vomit* Put down the window, oh please Put it up, it's too cold *vomit* Oh Lord, please, Lord, I'll quit, I quit... Everything's going jibbity jibbity jibbity jibbity Please God... *vomit* Frankie, thank you, partner Muthafucka kicked me in the ass, baby! I'll kill that muthafucka! Ah, make up your mind, God, please... I ain't got nothin' left to throw up but my nuts...ah, ah-ah-ah, ah...oh shit *knocks* Ayy baby, open this door, bitch! *whistles* Open that muthafuckin' door, baby Ayy, ayy mama, good morning to you What's wrong with you, bitch?! What you screamin' on me for?! I've been out in the street tryna protect your honor Shit, I damn near had to kill a nigga 'bout you If they don't pull me off of his ass I know my breath stink, bitch! Ain't nothin' but some vomit Let me wipe my mouth off then, mama You's a fine muthafucka, baby! Come here, come here, bitch, move your hand Let me play with a titty, hahaha Move your muthafuckin' hand, ooh, ha I'm gon' fuck you tonight, baby, believe that shit! *snoring*