Vaccine Daddy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey baby, has this virus got you afraid Masks you've worn, and home you've stayed If the pandemic has got you lonesome and blue Well, honey I've got the remedy for you Other boys might buy you diamonds and pearls But I know what's on the mind of all the girls I have something you need, I've got something you want Let the rest stand in line I'll get you to the front [Chorus] I'm your vaccine daddy I've got the connections Vaccine daddy To get you your injections Vaccine daddy I'm gonna treat all your troubles Vaccine daddy And hey, my dosеs are double No more nights of isolation You'rе gonna dig my big inoculation [Post-Chorus] Vaccine Daddy [Verse 2] Let me examine you and check if you're warm I can see you properly filled out your form Take off your coat, and roll up your shirt All the gals will tell you that it doesn't hurt My sharp is sharp, my syringe goes deep My hypodermic's longer than a CVS receipt I've got a little pad with some alcohol And once my needles in, in love you'll fall [Chorus] With your vaccine daddy Your symptoms won't worsen Your vaccine daddy After some of my nursing Your vaccine daddy No one's better Vaccine daddy With a super spreader Tonight please invite me up your sleeve If you're anti-vaxx I'll make you believe [Post-Chorus] Vaccine Daddy [Bridge] I'm gonna jab you and stick you And poke you and prick you I've got a lollipop you can lick too And I brought a little band-aid for your shoulder to stick to [Interlude] Pfizer, I hardly know her! Get a load of my Johnson & Johnson! [Verse 3] Now listen up baby, if you liked what you got Then come again for another shot And bring all your girlfriends, I'll find them a slot I keep my vials cold and my patients hot [Chorus] He's your vaccine daddy I'll turn on the charm Your vaccine daddy For your upper arm He's your vaccine daddy We'll be immunizing Vaccine daddy Til the sun is rising My diagnosis is, I love you a lot And your injection site is my favorite spot [Post-Chorus] Vaccine Daddy