Hotline Bling (In Five and Drunk)

Lyrics

[Spoken] Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'm Richard Cheese and this my Lounge Against The Machine band This is a song by Drake But I gotta be honest with you… "Drake no bueno" So we figured we'd step in and take his song "Hotline Bling" and fix it You notice my jazz cats here are playin' this in 5/4 time One, two three four five Two, two three four five That's right, this isn't a 4/4 song like everything else This song is in "Five"… yeah But there's a problem - I don't know where to come in! W-w- How do I know when to start singing? So I have a littlе trick that I use I multiply five times four… And I comе in on twenty So now ladies and gentlemen Here is "Hotline Bling" … in twenty You ready fellas? You listening Drake? [Verse 1] You used to call me on my cell phone Late-night when you need my love Call me on my cell phone Late-night when you need my love And I know when that hotline bling That can only mean one thing And I know when that hotline bling That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the city, you Started wearing less and goin' out more Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before You used to call me on my cell phone Late-night when you need my love Call me on my cell phone Late-night when you need… ...my love [Spoken] Fixed it