King of Comedy (808 State Remix)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Make your money with a suit and tie Make your money with shrewd denial Make your money expert advice If you can wing it Make your money with a power ply Make your money with a buyout bribe You can lie As long as you mean it [Chorus 1] I'm not king of comedy Grease the pig, give a squeeze I'm not king of comedy Grease the pig, give a squeeze [Verse 2] Make your money with exploitation Make it holy with illumination Say a prayer at every station Don't forget to ask for mercy Make your money with a pretty face Make it easy with product placement Make it charged with controversy I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi [Chorus 2] I'm not king of comedy I'm not your magazine I am not your television Television [Verse 3] Make your money, make it rich Make it young and make it quick Make your money on the jukebox, baby It's pick-up sticks Make your enemies make your moves Make your critics fumble through Make it smart and make it schmooze Make it look easy [Chorus 2] I'm not king of comedy I'm not your magazine I am not your television I'm not your movie screen [Outro] I'm not commodity (All together now) I am not accommodating