Factoids about Webfonts

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Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, dot, tango, tango, foxtrot Learn some things that you did not Know before this song was bought The very first font was invented by Gutenberg Now it's called Roman Times Papyrus was invented one day when bill gate's ink jet jammed Making wobbly lines Now you know Now you know Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, dot, tango, tango, foxtrot You might think I know a lot More about fonts than I ought Every font file is encrypted using 2-bit RSA The primes are 2 and 3 Fonts first reached the internet in 93 when ariel Escaped captivity Now you know Now you know Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, dot, tango, tango, foxtrot The world of fonts is dire and fraught With knowledge that can't be taught Johnny, Johnny, telling lies Don't you know all men must die Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, dot, tango, tango, foxtrot Cunning like an ocelot Wild fonts are rarely caught Comic sans is a Highlander it can only be killed If you first remove its head A printing press can ward off vampires if you happen to meet one Who's allergic to lead Now you know Now you know Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, dot, tango, tango, foxtrot Their native tongue is hard to spot Webfonts are all polyglots