A Brief History of Canada Act III: The Adventures of Cristobal Pt 2: Bootleg Russian the Blob

Lyrics

Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka Deep in siberia the scientists labor Creating a weapon of mass destruction It grows in power it grows in evil 'til it won't even listen to their instruction Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka It grows in magnitude until one day It finally escapes from it's cage Devours all of its creators In an implacable rage Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka And dare ye face the giant booger Challenge death in its own lair Take up your sword take up your luger Godspeed primate brave and fair Ostorozhno! Gigantskiy sopli, devochka It rolls on down into Moscow Leaving a trail of its awful slime Devours evеryone it sees there Having such a wondrous timе Look out! Gigantic booger, baby