Toonz

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mersinary] I see you rockin' your carats, eat your food like I'm Bugs Bunny Release the hounds, Mr. Burns, all I love is money Drunk and paranoid, intergalactic killer, Rick and Morty Scoop your girl like a picnic basket, call me Yogi Got that shotgun pump, Moe Szylak The Goodfella turn to a Goodfeather and get whacked Oozing steroids, mutatin' like a Ninja Turtle Blast toys like I just evolved from Wartortle A cooked out bitch beatin' your ass like No Tomorrow She look like Snow White, you: Johnny Bravo Big Tweety headed ho askin' what you gon' do? Nothin', your pussy smellin' like Pepé Le Pew I'm a Reptar, don't believe me? Ask Tommy The world that I live is animated like Bobby's I'm a slowpoke in a low low bumpin' car tunes Am I just a loon or did I turn into a toon? [Chorus: Mersinary] This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You don't know me We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You best stay silent Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence [Verse 2: Seen B] If you catch me at your show don't think I'm a fan I'm only jumpin' up and down while my gun goes blam Like Yosemite Sam, I'm the man, no discussion The villain, I make stars scream while I be bustin' Decepticon leprechaun, careful who you steppin' on I become one with the Glock, call me Megatron Transform the scene to gutter, I'm a stupid motherfucker Ain't no love like Elmer Fudd, I blast the shotgun while I stutter When I be undercover, mask on like Cobra Commander I got no heart, I can't stands ya So don't stare I don't care, you lookin' like a Care Bear I push your eyes back in your skull 'cause I don't play fair Now you Skeletor and I'm a fuckin' beast man I lace every track with this dope just for these fans But not you mumble rap gum-flappin' bitches suck I smack you in the lip, leave you lookin' like Daffy Duck (All right, wise guy) [Chorus: Mersinary] This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You don't know me We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You best stay silent Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence [Verse 3: Swann] Raise my sword up to Castle Greyskull, homie, I got the power Battlecat, he ain't afraid, he only roars louder Go-Go Gadget, disintegrate your whole squad One take, I'm changin' Optimus Prime and then I'm gone Change into Voltron, matchin' up with my peoples Once we form into alliance, see us slap out all the evil Crushin' a can of spinach, tryna save my olive oil Pulverizin' a path of destruction to get at Bluto Find me savin' the world one scheme at a time But without my Scooby snacks I ain't in the right mind See me winnin' every race, fast pace just to get the cheese Last name Gonzales, flyin' past you, you ain't catchin' me Call me Lion-O straight from Thundera Through the tiger's eye I strike with heavy force, I'll run up in ya Better duck and hide when you see me comin' with my homies I'm the fat motherfucker, better act like you know me [Chorus: Mersinary] This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You don't know me We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds What's up Doc? You best stay silent Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence [Verse 4: Resin] I love cartoons, the characters they made are timeless There ain't nothin' better than some animated violence Classic shit, laughin' at Itchy and Scratchy I got me a weapons stash that's sponsored by ACME You're cryin' like Baby Herman when he loses his stogie 'Cause you do more damage to yourself than Wile E. Coyote See they always portray me as the villain like Wolfie And Jessica Rabbit know I'm way better than these goofs, eh She's not bad, she's just drawn that way Hello nurse, tell them I went that away I'm all about the D'oh, I'll choke you out like Homer (D'oh!) Politickin' like Fritz the Cat since I'm far from sober I started off as Goku but I feel like Vegeta Here's a final flash when you're hit with this Kamehameha Word up to anime, I'll illustrate what I call jokes Get in between these Betty's boobs, sorry, that's all folks