Do It Ricardo (Roxanne’s Man)

Lyrics

[Intro] Hold up, wait a minute, everybody pause. My name is is Ricardo from Charm City with my DJ, Disco B from New York City, Bronx. The youngest brothers to ever rock the house, and I wanna know who wrote the record about my girl Roxanne? (They did!) Well I'll tell you what. Since I'm back, and back to stay, my DJ and I are gonna cut a beat like this [Verse 1] **knocking on door** Yo Kangol (Yeah, what's up man?) I'm Roxanne guy and I'm awfully mad I know you want my girl (Why do you say that?) 'Cause when I was in the Navy, you threw her some rap Things okay, and everything's fine 'Cause she told you to your face that she was mine 'Cause I'm Ricardo, the finеst baby maker Got more rhymes than McDonald's got potatoеs From the front to back-back, to behind Well, all you see is Roxanne grind I'm not tryin' to say your rap was wack But I'm the only guy who can get her like that You wanna know where you went wrong? Takin' her to the beach, sing a slow song You shoulda known that it wouldn't have last 'Cause sweet Roxanne, I think she crashed You wanna know how I got her like that Well listen up closely to this serious rap It was a night in the Bahamas when the moon was out I kissed her on the neck and Roxanne said **moan** I went a little further, down her spine Roxanne got hot and she started to grind She said "I just love that spot" Then I got real funky, did my beatbox **beatboxing** (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) [Verse 2] Yo Kangol, I don't think that you're dense But you tried to get my girl with no experience You should know, she doesn't need a guy like you She needs a guy like me, who know what to do And she takes to my bar, 'cause my bar the best The chocolate-covered Snickers Roxanne loves to get You know it's fact and all of it is true 'Cause she told you to your face that you wouldn't do My name is Ricardo, in case you didn't know You didn't seem to like me so you used to call me yo You said something about Larry, or was it Uncle Barry? Your 98 year-old uncle who think he is a fairy Or maybe Grandma Mary, but she is too much scary They put her on display at the local library What about Aunt Carrie, she died in February And all she left her family was a bowl of Frankenberry I think you already know about your cousin sly Barry He robbed a cemetery, and hoped to find Aunt Carrie But all he really found was the bones of scary Harry That was my dictionary, full of tricks and [?] That was my last rhyme, so Kangol don't you worry But did you know, after all that Educated Rapper still considered me wack That's what I get for tryin' to rock the spot So bust this, my human beatbox **beatboxing** (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) (Do it Ricardo) [Verse 3] So since I'm back, and back to stay Doctor Ice, I'm not a doc, but I can operate I did a major operation for a lady's constipation It took time and dedication and all my concentration Full of aggravation, all stimulation She was in a state of shock so I added penetration And when I finished, she did say Lordy mercy hallelujah, I'm alive today I'm not tryin' to brag or boast But I made the lady think that she loved me most 'Fore I forget what I just heard Let me rip the file of the Educated nerd Now if he's so educated and got a degree Then why was he in line gettin' welfare cheese? He said: Bpp-bpp, ah, bpp-bpp-bpp, yum-yum, bpp-bpp, ah, welfare cheese Ah, ah, ah, my mama love it Ah, cheese, ah, my mama love it Ah, ah, ah [Verse 4] So before I go and get ready to leave I'd like to rip the file of the girl they call Sparky D I don't know where she come from and where she roam But I wish go and take her little fat ass home So Sparky D in case you thought the record was through My DJ's gonna cut a beat while I joan on you You know things that you said weren't really nice So what your eyes are green and your hair is nice I mean, you're okay, pretty and all But you could tumble down a step and still wouldn't fall You see, I'm not tryin' to say that you can't rock Eating' four or five hams and nine porkchops I mean, you come into the city, sexy and clean But compared to Roxanne you a dragon queen Well, my time is up, Roxanne's man And if you don't believe that you can ask Roxanne