She Goes

Lyrics

[LIZ] No offense, but you were lucky to get her I like you both the same—well, her a bit better Your macho act can't hide the fact you adore her Now she's gone like all the others before her Fifteen, twenty, that's a few This shit is old, and so are you I relied on your success to direct me Did you ever once think how this would affect me? I'm a wreck and what the heck will you do now? Go to Scores and tip a stripper or two now? I don't know how it works today But for you it only works one way You meet someone You move in together She goes You meet someone You move in together She goes The girls may change in face and name But one thing always stays the same As sure as a baby cries and the river flows She goes [LIZ & BACKUPS] Rob, I'm talking to you as a friend now Always been your friend, ah oop I could say that it's not you, but why pretend now? Honey why pretend? Ah oop Now you know you shouldn't feel the slightest compunction Oh no, wee oop If you suffer from some down-below-there dysfunction Woo [ROB] It's been really hard on me So have a little sympathy [LIZ & BACKUPS] You meet someone (Shoop) You move in together (Oop, yeah) She goes (Yeah, she go-woes) Repeat this, hon' You move in together She goes (Girl just go-oh-oes, yeah) It may start out butterflies and bows (Ooh, ooh) But once the blush is off the rose (Ooh, ah) And the girl finally figures out That you'll never propose (i>No, no) She goes (Yeah, she go-oh-oes) [LIZ, LIZ & BACKUPS] I stood by with all the others Smiled away like Sally Struthers Patient and supportive [LIZ & BACKUPS] Now you finally got a winner Did you even cook her dinner? (Wee-ooh) The answer's "no" I'm guessin' And I'm full on PMS'in' (She's full on PMS'in') Yeah, yeah, yeah You meet someone (Shoop) You move in together (Oop, yeah) She goes (Yeah, she go-woes) Repeat this, hon' You move in together She goes (Go-oh-oes) I can't fault you for consistency [LIZ & BACKUPS] Heaven knows [LIZ] Now please don't take this as mean-hearted But are you on crack or just retarded? [LIZ, LIZ & BACKUPS] 'Cause you meet someone You move in together A sweet someone Light as a feather Mistreat someone Change like the weather And she goes [BACKUPS] Yeah, she goes Always goes The girl just go-oh-oes, yeah The girl just go-oh-oh-oh-oes