Happy Epic Chanukah

Lyrics

[Chorus: All] Chanukah, Chanukah Happy epic Chanukah Chanukah, Chanukah Time to celebrate [Verse 1: Rachel Bloom] On the first night of Chanukah Jews all wait for the bearded man in a sleigh No, not Santa Claus, it's God You might know him as Yahweh He's led by a herd of Woody Allen clones And in the front is Woody Allen with his big, red nose God doesn't make the trip in one night, he takes eight He's gotta stop for bathroom breaks (God has a sensitive Jew stomach) [Chorus: All] Chanukah, Chanukah Stop to pee for Chanukah Chanukah, Chanukah God needs to use your bathroom [Verse 2: Rachel Bloom] As God is throwing matzo balls into windows And the deer quotes Annie Hall God's met in the sky by General Zod Who challenges him to a brawl That's why latkes exist For God to carbo load So he can get into battle mode He knocks Zod out, with a blow to the chin Then God puts Zod in dreidel prison (That's why we spin the dreidel To keep Zod dizzy) [Chorus: All] Chanukah, Chanukah Fighting Zod on Chanukah Chanukah, Chanukah God needs to use your bathroom, again! [Verse 3: Rachel Bloom] Now that Zod is vanquished It's time to celebrate And God knows just the thing He pops champagne, sets up a stage, and hires Barbra Streisand to sing (That's the gelt for to pay Barbra Streisand for singing if she demands payment in gold coins) [Chorus: All] Chanukah, Chanukah Dizzy Zod on Chanukah Chanukah, Chanukah Gelt for Barbra Streisand Chanukah, Chanukah Woody Allen reindeer Chanukah, Chanukah Happy epic Chanukah