Think About All the Dead Jews

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When it's time to celebrate Grab a drink and fix a plate But before you stuff your face Think about all the dead Jews When you're having special times like this A raise at work, your first French kiss At the very height of bliss Think about all the dead Jews No matter what you're doing Think about all the dead Jews Being happy is selfish Think about all the dead Jews, hey! When it's game time and you're up to bat Or showing off your brand new hat Or checking out a meme of cats Think about all the dead Jews When you're with some hotties on a boat Making them laugh with Sandler quotes You say "Sex!" and they say "Totes!" Think about all the dead Jews It's a three-way, three-way, three-way But think about all the dead Jews One of them wants to read your screenplay? Think about all the dead Jews And everyone who hates the Jews 'Cause so many people hate the Jews The Pharaoh, the Cossacks, the Nazis, Jesse Jackson Your neighbor, the UPS guy, the girl who looked at you weird at the Gap Oh, oh, oh Think about all the dead Jews, hey! Think about all the dead Jews, hey! Think about all the dead Jews, hey!