The Lariat Wressed Posing Hour

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[Moore as Lariat Wressed] Good evening, I am Lariat Wressed, and this is the Lariat Wressed Posing Hour. Today, as usual, I shall pose as an afternoon television talk show host, heh, who shall be nameless of course. My guest this morning is Rodert Lampley from Savannah Georgia, who has lived. Am I correct? [Moore as Rodert Lampley] Yes, I have lived [Lariat Wressed] This evening Rodert is posing as a Congressman Lucille Evans from Wisconsin, or as himself. For our viewers, we shall present timelapse identity cubes so that Rodert's characterizations remain clear. Mr. Lampley, would you like some water? [Rodert Lampley] No, Doug, I'm not too particularly fond of being thirsty. Tell me first, how many posing celebrities have accepted water on the outset of your show? [Lariat Wressed] I would say maybe three... four! Do you know the names of those who accepted? [Rodert Lampley] No Doug, I have no clue. In the Congress, we either know either names, or we... we... w-we... we don't. Why do you ask? [Lariat Wressed] Because in Wisconsin TV talk shows require questions as well as answers. Either one or both, but never neither. Why would you ask? [Rodert Lampley] No, Doug, I didn't mean that to dig deep into a conversation. Telecast or no telecast, one would not know direct names of acceptors. For us to talk directly and indecisively, must we drink water? [Lariat Wressed] Well, uh, celebrities, that is those individuals who are generally idolized or... [Rodert Lampley] Immortalized? [Lariat Wressed] ...Or immortalized, uh, drink water as the course of the show moves on. Would you find medical or in your case political merit in the aide of fresh sips of water? [Rodert Lampley] No, Doug, you might say that I'm not celebratative unless of course the third house vetos some sort of bill concerning this issue. Let me say that I have not idolized an individual since I was nine years old, and only then did I learn the benefits of posing [Lariat Wressed] Perhaps the viewers would delight in knowing your early teacher [Rodert Lampley] Doug, I insist that remain confidential [Lariat Wressed] Thank you. It's been a pleasure. Congressman Lucille Evans, spokesmen for our show number 518. Please send in your votes. Who becomes a golden celebrity from a mear poser is determined by you. Until next month, this is Lariat Wressed, goodbye (Mr. Wressed's wardrobe by Rotary Blade. Please stay tuned for "Mick Muck.")