Eenque Pen

Lyrics

Here we here we here we go I've lost my composure, I found out too late I'm no good for this world, yeah I thought things were changing, I bought all the self-help books I read in the fireplace, baby And what it all adds up to Is that everything never was mine mine mine Cause I got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving the bird finger I'm poor but I'm spending, I sleep but I toss My body's a softball, yeah I'm Siskel and Ebert, my two thumbs are up My pinkies are crooked, baby And what it all shouts out to Is that everything makes me quite uptight Cause I got an eenque pen in my pocket And the other one contains a pipe bomb And what it all falls down to Is that I finally got it all figured out just now Cause I got one foot in my pocket And the other one inserted in your mouth I think that I'm sexy, I blink when I'm cold I need an adjustment, yeah I'm smart with confusion, I'm choking on attitude My hate is contagious, baby And what it all comes down at Is that you really had it all figured out for us Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains some white-out And what it all goes round to, my friend yeah Is that everything is just trite trite trite Cause I got one hand in my pocket And the other one strokes my penis computer Com here. Come on, com I'm low but I'm smiling, I'm well but I'm ill I wish I was moving, yeah I'm small at erection, I'm crazy but rhythmic I'm home but I'm helpless, baby And who they all make up with Is that everyone's gonna be behind hind hind Cause I got one hand in my pocket And the other one is pulling down my zipper I feel drunk cause I am nights, I'm old as a teenager I'm fucked up for certain, yeah Alanis Morissette ain't Alannah Myles Anne Murray is having my baby And what it all drools down to Is that Canadian ladies make me uptight Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains your phone number And what the girls go down on Is the river called Rhine Rhine Rhine Cause I got one hand on the soda pop And the other one is pouring the VO I think about Gott, I dream about Tennessee I just wanna be a little baby I'm not into suffering, I wanna die peacefully I wish I was wealthy, baby And what it all involves with Is that I always had it all figured out just right Cause I had an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contained my toothbrush And what it all smells just like, my friend yeah Is that everybody is on Price Is Right Cause I got one hand on the register And the other one is charging a credit card Chickenshit dot com. 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Dot com I'm slow but I'm rushing, I'm dirty but safe I'm stupid and proud of it, yeah I'm far from psychotic, I'm nearly profane I used to be Baptist, baby And what it all calculates up to Is that everything's gonna be bottom line Cause I got one hand on the pasta And the other one is stirring the Ragu I'm surfing in Florida, I'm stuck down in Tennessee I'm black in New Jersey, baby My mahter was precious, my fahter was Lucifer My youth was a shambles, baby And what it all backs off from Is that any way you go you gotta fuss and fight Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a road map And what it's all reduced to Is that I haven't got a town figured out just yet Cause I got a plane ticket in my pocket And the other one contains a Bible I'm grieving with joy, I'm leaving but staying put You'll never again see your baby I'm going to bed, I pull up the comforter I just need to urinate, baby And what it all pumps up to Is that no one can compare to the boy I be Cause I got one hand in my pocket And the other one fits inside your rectum And what it all dissolves down to, my friend yeah Is everything is just fine fine wine Cause I got a rocket in my pocket And the other one contains a pencil Eenque pen in my pocket And the other one contains a pocketknife And the other one contains a voicemail And the other one contains my tape key And the other one contains a CD And the other one contains a ballad And the other one contains a Gramma I got an eenque pen in my pocket Eenque pen in my pocket Eenque pen in my pocket Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a souvenir Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a butterfly Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a rabbit's foot Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a mitten Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a hash joint Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a derringer Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a vitamin Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a quarter Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains Frank Zappa Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a Trojan-enz Cause I got an eenque pen in one pocket And the other one contains a summons