Man Without a Gland

Lyrics

Here I sit inside a trap Of ugly girls who kiss I could use a plain escape To rid myself of this Please forget what's happening and Wind your watch and burn your calendar It would not appear so bad If I were sound asleep Maybe what I need is an Affair with horny sheep All these girls they smell so bad I'd like to cut my nose off just today Wish I was a man without a gland Just an organ player in a band Me and misery they must go hand in hand If I choose to scissor off My precious bag of wealth Will i be alright or will I Die for mental health I don't want to urinate Without a way to guide it to the bowl I just used a razor blade To sever off a thumb Throw it to that awful girl Who thought she wanted somе Everything is red and dim Wherе is the thread and needle when I need it?