Jessica Sandwich

Lyrics
RSM: Hey, where did we get that record from? IC: Shut up! Just came in today, uh, TK didn't want me to let you have it. So he gave it to me, he didn't wanna let you see it FB: Huh? Say that again IC: Shut up!! Just came in today! TK didn't want me to let you see it! JP: Plintiff! And give the little girl what she asks for RSM: And what, may I enquire, gives you the impression I'm a 'she'? FB: He might've seen your quim! IC: Terry? Do, do you like us? TKF: I only like 'her' (points to RSM) RSM: Hey, come on, you guys! How in the world could I have a voice like this if I were a girl? I mean, everytime it's like... FB: Look, we cannot help but wonder when we see such a smooth genitalia! JP: I always noticed it! CB: Come here, honey! Let's see what honky tonk angels are *really* made of! RSM: Cut it out!! IC: Remember when I sported a beard? FB: Rub it on her! RSM: STOP IT! Just... Leave... Me... ALONE!! IC: Now, this boota's really consistent, it reminds me of that Maxwells incident. Do you think anyone ever caught on to Burt Reynolds in the White House? RSM: Hey, hands off my pants!! You crazy???? (pause) Look, I'll prove it to ya! (reveals manhood) See? Look at this THANG! TKF: It's FAKE! FB: Maaan, that turns me off! RSM: Whadda you mean? IC: Hold it, hold it! MCA Records is here! Everybody sing! CB: 1-2- ALL (in unison): "She is a modern chickadee With a hot dog and needle and thread Fashion plate lady of all dreams I am not amused, I am not refused service But, then, yet... Jessica Sandwich Woe is me boota West Caldwell."
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- Boota Theatre