Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, yeah [Verse 1] Carjack used to fix flat tires Cadillac used to be a Benz Big joints never gotcha higher Freebase cost you in the end [Chorus] I'm just a no-name reporter I wish I had nothing to say Looking through my new camcorder Trying to find a crime that pays I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering Chaos and disorder ruining my world today [Verse 2] "He's gay," used to mean he's happy Nowadays happy ain't allowed "You're played," used to mean Top 40 Now forty days of being played ain't proud [Chorus] I'm just a no-name reporter I wish I had nothing to say Looking through my new camcorder Trying to find a crime that pays I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering Chaos and disorder ruining my world today [Refrain] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah [Bridge] Safe sex used to mean no babies When intercourse used to mean fun If I had fifteen ladies I would only fuck with one [Chorus] I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering Chaos and disorder ruining my world today [Refrain] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah