Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah! [Verse 1] If I had your number I'd call you on the phone I'd breathe a little heavy – if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan I don't love you I'm just a horny toad [Verse 2] I don't want your money 'Cause I got all I need All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed I don't love you I'm just a horny toad Ooh... yeah Ooh-oo-ooh-hoo-ooh [Verse 3] If I had your address I'd come right to your door I'd knock all day 'til you let me in, and then I'd knock some more I ain't crazy I'm just a horny toad [Verse 4] If you think I'm nasty You ain't seen nothing yet You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream, the nastier I get I can't help it I'm just a horny toad Now watch me dance [Breakdown] C'mon... [Verse 5] Run, go tell your boyfriend That his loving got too old Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road Tell him you live on a lily pad With a horny toad Yeahhh, oh!