Lyrics

Making your way up to the registration Hoping they don't confiscate your Logan's Run gun The hotel staff really seems impressed They've never seen Zardoz fully dressed Just don't go to that secret floor Strange goings-on behind that door What the heck, you only live once And your friends will be talking about it for months What happens at the con, stays at the con That's all the information you need Come Monday morning they'll forget what went on Strange goings on indeed Over there that's Megatron Taking a whiz on the hotel lawn Wonder Woman's up on the balcony Flashing her goods for everybody to see And there in the corner she sits Tank Girl drunk in her Alphabits Vader took a swing at a tusken raider Who took a nasty fall down the escalator What happens at the con, stays at the con It's really not supposed to make sense Come Monday morning they'll forget what went on Debauchery and decadence Where else would you go To see Sailor Moon in the hot tub with Frodo Go in that room, you've got nothing to lose That's where the Romulans keep the booze Two parts tequila, one part lemonade It makes for a pretty fun masquerade Walking down the hall and feeling pretty high I think I'll go give DDR a try Stumble on the squares, oops, taking a fall Wait, how did I end up back out in the hall What happens at the con, stays at the con That's all the information you need Come Monday morning they'll forget what went on Strange goings on indeed What happens at the con, stays at the con It's really not supposed to make sense Come Monday morning they'll forget what went on Debauchery and decadence