I Hate Musicals (Reprise)

Lyrics

[LITA ENCORE] How I hated Phantom Down to each candelabra I took the book along And read through Les Misera-blah When it comes to subtlety Miss Saigon fall a hair short If I want helicopters I'll go to the airport So keep your chorus lines Of gypsies and Mames I'd rather see a flick Or bowl a few frames No matter who is starring I'm never enticed It's way overpriced And I won't pay 'Cause I hate musicals But I fear they're here to say I hate musicals But not as much as I hate ballet!