Pepaw

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Time to bestow an honest eulogy Unto the demon who preceded me He put his hot dogs in the microwave And drank a case of Natty Light a day The man, the myth, the god of insolence Drunken proverbial ambivalence He took the garbage out at 4 a.m.​​​ When I grow up, I'ma be just like him [Chorus] Yeah! When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw's comin' to town And he could boogie down When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw's comin' to town [Verse 2] Playin' the trumpet or just stompin' 'round Like each foot weighed about a billion pounds He smoked a stogie while he drove his truck He really didn't give a fuck [Chorus] A cold day in hell! Someone ship him down a sweater, golly, hope he's doin' well I hope the fire swells And I hope he knows I love him and he raised a pretty infidel [Interlude] [Outro] Go downstairs sober, come back on the moon Every Superman needs his own phone booth He was mad, then one day he died Hole in our hearts and a whole bunch of shit in the back Industrial quantities, double D batteries, why? I'll always remember, I'll carry forever We all cried when we said, "Goodbye, Pepaw"