Dial Up

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I never lost my self control 'Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul Waterboarded in a wallet dry Now I'm sleepin' in the street On the curb, kick up my feet Thing that came from up on high [Chorus] The thing from Jupiler gets kicks Doin' the Mambo #6 The thing from Jupiler gets kicks Mambo #6 [Verse 2] A little bit of Tito by myself A little bit of Hendrick all alone A little bit of Evan 'til I'm too smashed to drive home [Chorus] I used to function at 4G After seven-hundred hours free I'm an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can't read! [Verse 3] I drink a whiskey drink I drink a vodka drink I sing the songs that remind me of the bad times 'Cause everything reminds me of the bad times, baby! [Chorus] I used to function at 4G After seven-hundred hours free I'm an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can't read! [Refrain] Messages are pilin' up And the dial-up is down [Interlude] [?] Oh my God! Your name's Ariel and you're also an agent and totally not a forty-two year old guy named Tony that wants my address because I'm on a road trip with my dad [?] through his rearview mirror? Sure, I can forward you my mom's social! [Chorus] I used to function at 4G After seven-hundred hours free I'm an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can't read! [Refrain] Messages are pilin' up And the dial-up is down [Bridge] Dale a tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena Dale a tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena [Refrain] Messages are pilin' up And the dial-up is down And I left my Limewire running to get Mellencamp's Small Town [Outro] Ah! I can't read!