The Ballroom

Lyrics

I went down to the Ballroom She was dancing with her new fool She said 'Paul, this is Henry' Well I never know what to say when I meet 'em I was taken to a party I was accused of being deliberately downhearted She said 'Paul, why so gloomy?' Well I never know what to say when I meet 'em Your wine tastes fine Your friends are talking to me I'd like to hide Guess I'm all tongue-tied Henry's gonna meet the family They're gonna have him over for roast lamb next Sunday Well good luck and I'm glad it's you 'Cause I never know what to say when I meet 'em I was going home on Fitzroy She was walking with her new boy She said 'Paul, this is Tommy' Well I never know what to say when I meet 'em