Ring Dang Doo

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The Ring Dang Doo, now, what is that? It's round and dark like a bowler hat It's good for me and it's good for you And it's what they call the Ring Dang Doo [Verse 2] Now, there was this girl and a bright young maid Of men and boys, she was sore afraid She woke one night with a feeling new That there was a stranger in her Ring Dang Doo [Verse 3] Her father come up and angry stood Says, "You have lost your maidenhood" Pack your bags and your satchel too And get the hell out with your Ring Dang Doo [Verse 4] So she went to the city and became a whore Hung this sign upon her door "One dollar each and three for two To take a little crack at my Ring Dang Doo" [Verse 5] So the army came and the army went The price went up to fifty cents They caught the clap and the looies too And the seven year itch from her Ring Dang Doo [Verse 6] So the M.P.'s came and they shot her dead The troops filed by as she lay in bed On a pole for the public view They hung it up there, her Ring Dang Doo [Verse 7] Oh, the Ring Dang Doo, now, what is that? It's round and dark like a bowler hat It's good for me and it's good for you And it's what they call the Ring Dang Doo