Pinto Pony

Lyrics
I had me a pinto pony once And a beautiful sight was he And I gave him to a pretty little gal For to keep her company Well, all around the old corral He chased that pretty little lass He would stick his nostrils up her dress And snuff around her As for you, you naughty little horse Don't make my temper rise Only one man in the whole wide world Will sleep between my Thank the gentlemen for the wine I'll drink it with my supper Damn the man who loves a girl But ain't got the guts to Upper, lower, that's my berth Check it right off your list I'm going into the parlor car And try to take a Pistol belt around my hip Around the town I'll frolic Saddle up the strawberry roan But don't strap it on his Bawl, bawl, he's only scared He heard the elephant yell Don't go near that elephant's cage Or he'll smash you all to "Help! Help!" the sailor cried As through the waves he swam "It's sink or swim" the Mate replied "Cause I don't give a" Dam the river, dam the brook Sitting by the shore Pretty little gal at my head and feet And my arms around her Hold on there, you pretty little miss And get right off my lap I can tell by the scars on your pretty little arse That you got you a dose of Clap hands, the song is done You thought it would never end If you don't approve of it Well, I'll start it over again Yes, I had me a pinto pony once And a beautiful sight was he But I gave him to a pretty little gal For to keep her company
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Credits
- Writers
- Oscar Brand