What's Gonna Happen - Reprise

Lyrics

I know what's gonna happen Don't tell me that it's not You'll call me up at nine And say: "There's something you forgot" Your brother is in jail Your mom's been in a wreck Your sister has a goiter Like a football on her neck You're gonna stand me up And I'll be staring at the phone Sitting there all dismal and pathetic and alone And feeling just about as welcome And as wanted as a kidney stone I know what's gonna happen You know what's gonna happen We know what's gonna happen We all know what'll happen It never doesn't happen It always has to happen It's guaranteed to happen